Mémoires d’une jeune fille dérangée

bilingues, unilingues,

ami/e-s qui passez,

autres,

assistez au désespoir de ma vie de bébé prof :

Something rimbaldian : “Born according to tradition, at Nepal of Queen Maya, died seven days after birth, and King Suddhodana, he was caulled Gautama”

A la Pérec* : “Global warming has been linked to the industry and its extension, automobile pollution and nuclear testing, but after find the cause of this warming, it is time to act and reduce it, several peaks of Governments held for that purpose, to try and signed protocol agreements to reduce the pollution of a few percent of the industry, efforts have been made for several years, the scientists then observed a decrease of melting ice, until earlier this year, or temperature that was recorded in the Arctic increased in a surprising way, due to various pollution of the modern world, as if the world cared more for global warming and did not feel concerned but the point is always deliver to the order several very violent storms have been recorded in North America, cyclones, floods…”

Style comment dire : “If you want to know what bloody group you belong”

et malgré cela, en dépit de la grande tristesse qui m’envahit quand je lis leurs productions, on m’a demandé de ne compter qu’une fois chaque faute qu’ils font.

j’explique : un petit oubli unique du S de la troisième personne sera autant pénalisé que son oubli systématique ou sa présence aléatoire, selon des critères qui m’échappent. cela étant, on me donne un ordre, j’obéis. je travaille pour un salaire, pas pour l’édification des masses.

* je vous conseille à ce propos L’art et la manière d’aborder son chef de service pour lui demander une augmentation, une seule et longue phrase.